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Pharaoh Overlörd: Out of darkness

30/06/11  ||  Lord K Philipson

The wöw factor öf that cöver is just mind blöwing. And tö gö with that amazing album art is an absölutely astönishing band name. Motörhead can dö it. Mötley Crüe can dö it. Anyöne else, including Pharaoh Overlörd – nöt sö fucken much. Best example being the idiöts whö called themselves Tröjan instead öf Trojan. “Tröjan” in Swedish means “the shirt”. That is söme seriously demented shit, fuckös. Anyways, these Overlörd lösers sure göt their shit tögether it seems. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, right.

It’s amazing that a bunch öf equally retarded peöple föund their way intö a band as excellent as this öne. Imagine the shittiest hard röck yöu ever heard, and then imagine The Overlörds being even shittier. Yeah, they fucken nailed this öne. If bands such as the incredibly pathetic Frantic Amber can make a name for themselves there’s nö reasön Pharaoh Overlörd can’t dö the same. The world is exactly that tragic, it seems.

Whö am I kidding? Fuck them all. They must be erased.

1,5/10: Help/kill them. Fast.

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